So I am so totally done living in Jacksonville. I have moved from Jacksonville to the lower keys in Florida. But first drama dump.
Okay, so you know how I was dating that guy Greg who was in that band? Well, it turns out he is into a lot of other weird stuff that I didn’t know about until he asked me to move in. Look at me I was in love; I have blue hair, of course, I’m impulsive. So I decide to move in with him because that’s how life is.
So I live with him and all of the sudden I see a bunch of weird changes. He’s spending an irregular amount of time with his friend Evan. He’s coming home smelling awful and doesn’t get me wrong I’m not the look up kinda person and be clawing at the walls hoping that he comes home. But I expect not to be alone all the time.
So he comes n one day blathering about vomiting and how he doesn’t love me anymore, and I decide that is it, I am out of there.
So I just get in my 2-door Prius, and I drive as far north as I can. But little did I know that I was going in the wrong direction! So I ended up down in the Key west of all places, and I’m like no this is a little too south for me. Let me hang out in the Lower Key.
So I like it a lot, and I decided to call my dad to help me move down here. He connected me with these realtors that have the best houses in Lower Key, and I am getting set for life.
Now that I’ve been down here for a little bit I’m ready to hang out with my new guy named Brad, maybe you’ve heard of him. He’s really big, and he just broke things off with his wife, some high profile affair, I don’t want to get into it.
I’m not big into taking care of kids, but I like where this Brad guy is coming from. It’s all about emotional attachment. Anyway, I think he’s going to look great with blue hair. It should be finished dying now, will give you guys an update later!